breathe if im your favorite blog
thank you
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im sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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cheerleaderblaines:
Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
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I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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dont even pretend that you wouldnt kill someone if murder was legal
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